OMG it's #Newstodon Friday again!
Let's play #NewsJukebox!
I'll post a story on the topic for each vote. Other #Newstodon friends feel free to play along in the replies 
A man charged with the theft of monkeys from a #Texas zoo made his getaway...on public #transit https://www.wgbh.org/news/national-news/2023/02/09/a-man-jailed-in-the-theft-of-monkeys-from-the-dallas-zoo-said-hed-do-it-again
NewsA man jailed in the theft of monkeys from the Dallas zoo said he'd do it againDALLAS — A 24-year-old man now linked to an unusual string of crimes that kept the Dallas Zoo on the lookout for missing animals told police that after he swiped two monkeys from their enclosure, he took them onto the city's light rail system to make his getaway, court records show.
@gbhnews That certainly would not have worked in nearby Fort Worth.
@gbhnews The railroad business still has a 19th century mindset in many ways.