@paninid @johnbruni @falcennial tears - but not in the rain...
@johnbruni ummm, Condolences?
@johnbruni the reverse is worse.
@johnbruni
Becoming one with the ice fishing hole.
@johnbruni joke’s on you, mine already runs on tap cold only. Quite the wakeup every morning I tellya
LMFAO same!
still - bidet is really the only way to go, evem when it's not powered or heated in any way.
@johnbruni - been there...
@johnbruni Wimps and their little water heaters for their bidets. Take it like a man. Your sphincter needs the workout anyway.
@johnbruni it's like those Japanese monks who sit under waterfalls
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack shits on fire off the leftovers of Christmas. I watched Pee beams glitter in the dark near the Toilet Shut Off Valve. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to flush.
@johnbruni I'm speechless
@johnbruni perfect remedy for the day after a very spicy meal