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@johnbruni
Becoming one with the ice fishing hole.

@johnbruni joke’s on you, mine already runs on tap cold only. Quite the wakeup every morning I tellya

@kemmering98 @johnbruni

LMFAO same!

still - bidet is really the only way to go, evem when it's not powered or heated in any way.

@johnbruni people with heated bidets are spoiled

@johnbruni Wimps and their little water heaters for their bidets. Take it like a man. Your sphincter needs the workout anyway.

@johnbruni it's like those Japanese monks who sit under waterfalls

@johnbruni

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack shits on fire off the leftovers of Christmas. I watched Pee beams glitter in the dark near the Toilet Shut Off Valve. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to flush.

@johnbruni perfect remedy for the day after a very spicy meal