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Just released my first zine!!!! i made it all in ms paint lol :3 its free to download!! 

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benefits of a masked serial killer murdering my dad 

- no more yell
- probably a scholarship for having a murdered dad
- sympathy clout

All I can do is kindly ask that if you are inviting people to Mastodon on other social media, Telegram groups or whatever else, please please use the page instead of linking to specifically. Thank you

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The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight
And burdened by his loneliness he wanted to feel alive

American neolib feminists: forces you to buy multiple stocks of makeup as apart of their mlm schemes
British neolib feminists: reaches an orgasim whenever they misgender a trans person


picrew avatar: why are so many disaffected white dudes always incels and nazis

edgy steamer: *cultivates a fan base of trans and nb ppl and argues 4 trans rights*

picrew avatar: this streamer uses edgy comedy to appeal to sad white dudes and show that “facts and logic” are actually on leftisms side and he also helps incels become better people instead of call them cringelord freaks. A nazi uploaded a video of him edited to make him sound transphobic tho so I will be assassinating him :)

yall just see any leftist on YouTube with a substantial following and call them problematic for drama from two+ years ago huh?

...we were able to develop a minimal “mock” discord client, which allowed us to initiate calls and properly fuzz protocol data to find bugs. While we won’t be going over bugs, one interesting side effect we noticed was evidence that Discord servers decrypt and inspect all user’s audio/video data server-side in real-time....

"Let's Reverse-Engineer Discord"

Last night I was kept awake because I was thinking about how fucked it is that names have meaning on their own. Like you're just a small baby and someone who doesn't even know you yet gives you a name that means like, "strong", and already you have expectations to meet

An academic paper about social networks misspelled Mastodon, Pleroma and Pixelfed lol

I'm sorry but if you use Mastodon posts to train systems for filtering inappropriate content you will lose all eye contact, alcohol, US politics, and Star Wars discussions from your platform...

(This is from the paper "Mastodon Content Warnings: Inappropriate Contents in a Microblogging Platform" published by the University of Milan)

People are asking me a lot of questions about my “Jesus is my copilot and we’re cruising for pussy” trucker hat that are already answered by the hat

I know the world is ending, but it's truly fucked that biweekly and bimonthly can mean the same thing.

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