Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.” #Sunday #sundayfunday
@nixCraft Very good ️
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Then the Fire Marshal comes in and says, "If you do one more "infinitely many X walk into a bar" bits, I'm going to have your liquor license revoked."
@nixCraft *Zeno's rage intensifies*
@Nixcraft Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do you all want beer?" The first one says, "I don't know." The second one says, "I don't know." The third one says, "Yes."
This is a good joke, but surely the bar person is an engineer.
@nixCraft "Oi! Zeno! Come on mate, your beer is going flat."
@nixCraft the bartender was being generous :-)
(The assumption is that the number of mathematicians is also countable.)
@nixCraft i failed math regularly this is too smart of a Joke for me