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nixCraft 🐧

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”

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Then the Fire Marshal comes in and says, "If you do one more "infinitely many X walk into a bar" bits, I'm going to have your liquor license revoked."

@Nixcraft Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do you all want beer?" The first one says, "I don't know." The second one says, "I don't know." The third one says, "Yes."

@eruonna @nixCraft oldie but goldie!
(but I am yet to meet a person in a non-work related context, who finds this amusing.)

This is a good joke, but surely the bar person is an engineer.

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@nixCraft "Oi! Zeno! Come on mate, your beer is going flat."

@nixCraft the bartender was being generous :-)

@rhempel @nixCraft
Actually no, he refused to wash more than 2 glasses 😁

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(The assumption is that the number of mathematicians is also countable.)

@nixCraft i failed math regularly this is too smart of a Joke for me

@Adeptus_Alexus their they're...its alright. been there suffered that as well