Guys, I started working at the cybersecurity firm Crowdstrike. Today is my first day. Four hours ago, I pushed major code to production. I am so proud of myself
@nixCraft ah so we’ve achieved THAT stage of the “computer cockup discourse timeframe”, nature is healing
@nixCraft And you lowered worldwide internet traffic. Very nice!
@nixCraft PRICELESS !
@nixCraft That is exactly what happened
@nixCraft you are very special. Dont let anybody tell you otherwise xD
@nixCraft after all, the code was vetted by the upstream community, right?
Wait, you do have an upstream community, right?
What do you mean proprietary code?
There were no external eyes on this code? Ever?
@nixCraft you did great. x000 windows systems less :D
You're one of my favorite climate activists.
@nixCraft the friends we make are all the code we push into production along the way on a friday.
@nixCraft fool! You should be deploying Friday *afternoon*!
@cmdrSprocket @nixCraft
It's Friday afternoon in Aus and NZ.
@nixCraft And the crowd was struck.
#crowdstrike
@danwwilson Pretty soon there won't be any other desktops left
@nixCraft HaHa, brilliant.... First Friday laugh for me. Well done you! Surprise releases are the best ones
@nixCraft Happy for you! May your career be long and fruitful!
@nixCraft Hopefully they double your salary. M$ haven't been able to produce so good news since they published Windows 2000.
@nixCraft I don't think this is legit other than sarcasm
@nixCraft I bet CrowdStrike is patting themselves on the back for their stellar onboarding process. "Here's your desk, here's your laptop, and oh, here are the keys to our production environment. Have fun!"