"What was that noise?"
"It was coming from the fireplace , let's check it out..."
"Someone threw a turkey down the chimney?"
<from overhead> "Hohoho, Merry Thanksgiving!"
Engage in holiday malpractice in the free TTRPG Spirits of the Season: https://thoughtcrimegames.itch.io/spirits-of-the-season
'Honest to God, I thought turkeys could fly!"
@thoughtcrimegames the link is weirdly formated on mastodon, but I'm all for holiday malpractice