Public service announcement for UK youths - wearing white socks with sandals makes you look like a cunt, and a moustache with no other facial hair makes you look like a 70s paedo. Gen X already know this, but you may not. Consider yourselves enlightened. You're welcome.
@jillyhorrorshow How about classy dress socks with leather strap sandles? The mustache I can't justify. Not unless you can grow a bushy one, and even then.
@ysotomayor Still no! I don't think white socks have any place in general other than on children or athletes.