@cmconseils@mastodon.socialAt my funeral, take the bouquet from my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next
@cmconseils FFS Laura. I know I don't know you, but I'm kinda worried. Hope you're OK.
@briancs huh? yea, I always had a sarcastic humour don't worry
@cmconseils ach, sure you're grand...
@cmconseils @briancs I'd rather call it dark humor - and I love it.
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Haaaaa, trop bien.
Je te pique l'idée
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I always wanted to do that !!
@cmconseils I hope I remember this when it's time for me.
@cmconseils hahahahah
@cmconseils My husband suggested this at his mother’s funeral when they brought the coffin out with the bouquet on it. When he told me about it I knew he was the one for me.
Anyone for tennis?
@cmconseils I laughed, I boosted.
@cmconseils thanks for the very brilliant idea
@cmconseils funny AND dark. I like it
@cmconseils and don’t forget that thing with the garter for the boys
@cmconseils Oh, a bouquet! I'd planned on having them use my foot or something! A bouquet makes so much more sense! 
@cmconseils the next victim..?
@cmconseils @CiaraNi Make the bouquet heavy enough, and they can join you right away.