Shorts just aren't what they used to be... you wear them for a decade or two and all of a sudden they just disintegrate!
@fribbledom Pants that last more than two decades? Eh?
Specially for like shorts where there isn't much material.
Specially for like shorts where there isn't much material.
You're pretty close to getting the joke 
That being said, I constantly wear shirts and shorts I bought 20 or 30 years ago.
@fribbledom nearly 10 years here for pants, I hate most clothes stores…
I get shirts and hoodies at stuff like concerts/festivals.
I get shirts and hoodies at stuff like concerts/festivals.
Yeah, they're the worst. I'm sure I got a stash of techbro-shirts somewhere that will last me until the end of time.
@fribbledom had to let go of one of my favorite pairs of shorts with a cool pattern and I can’t find a replacement with the same pizzazz 
@fribbledom it's planned obsolescence in the attire space...
@fribbledom That even applies to YouTube shorts. 