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A friend of mine just shared this because some random bigot on his FB was kicking off that the Duo owl would be pro-LGBT+ rights ("I'll DELETE THE APP!! OMG"). Obviously this is hilariously tragic and bigots should fuck off but I feel like there's a deeper question that needs answering here.

Namely: why does this owl have tits?

Is the Duolingo owl... a mammal?

Girl on the Net

Some of you believe this to be a comment upon the gender of the Duolingo owl, but it is not. It is a comment on whether or not birds canonically have nipples.

Not to be a pedant, but I'm having a very sad day and talking about the hypothetical nipples on the Duolingo owl is very soothing for me.

@girlonthenet my only hope is that you have a happier day

@girlonthenet Duolingo owl just happen to have some traits taken from cute kitties/doggos (mammals) yet still being a bird. Simple as that lol

There are hot versions of duolingo bird too (with a fat ass 👀)

@girlonthenet I know that the avian kingdom includes Great Tits, does that count?

@girlonthenet Well now wait a minute, is a bikini top only appropriate if it covers nipples? What about a human mammal who has had a full mastectomy with nipple removal? I have friends who have worn nipple shields under those tops for their own reasons, but that means the nipples would be covered without said top; is that top wearing unnecessary then?

If they can wear that top without question why not the owl? Wear what makes you feel happy, Duo owl! Fly … uh, not-free?

@girlonthenet duolingo bird knows that tan lines are sexy as hell.

Now, if you want to debate whether green owls have melatonin in their bodies, I’m here for that too :-)