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ME, STARTING THE DAY: I am going to Think Deep Thoughts and Accomplish Big Things today!!

ME, BY MID-AFTERNOON: …Right, right, coffee machine parts go in the cabinet, not the compost

David Smith

@inthehands me, extremely sleep deprived: wait why would coffee machine parts go in the clarinet

<rubs eyes>

Ohhhh