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Chris Hallbeck

Got fired from working the vinyl pressing machine for yelling “It’s a new record!” every 10 seconds.

@Chrishallbeck Did you throw each one to the ground and yell NEW ALBUM JUST DROPPED?

@Chrishallbeck I really admire and slightly envy your ability to be cleverly funny (to my mind) for like 20+ years now

@Chrishallbeck deliver these to the wholesalers – no wait, scratch that

@Chrishallbeck Just like you to always be doing things at a record setting pace when you're in your groove.

@Chrishallbeck I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.