Got fired from working the vinyl pressing machine for yelling “It’s a new record!” every 10 seconds.
@Chrishallbeck Were you also breaking the old ones?
@Chrishallbeck Did you throw each one to the ground and yell NEW ALBUM JUST DROPPED?
@Chrishallbeck I really admire and slightly envy your ability to be cleverly funny (to my mind) for like 20+ years now
@jeffzugale Thank you
@Chrishallbeck Guinness world record be like .
@Chrishallbeck deliver these to the wholesalers – no wait, scratch that
@Chrishallbeck Just like you to always be doing things at a record setting pace when you're in your groove.
@Chrishallbeck I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.