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@ai6yr is that the guy who said he’d put the safety on next time? Dumbasses keeping loaded guns in their beds are not destined for long lives.

@swart I'm having difficulty understanding folks who are so afraid they keep a loaded gun under their pillow. FFS people. I wonder how often people kill themselves in that kind of situation.

@swart Not unheard of... 2023:

Chicago-area man shoots himself while dreaming of intruder, then arrested on gun charges

https://abc7.com/man-shoots-himself-in-sleep-dreaming-intruder-357-magnum/13378668/

@ai6yr @swart these are all pathetic wasters, going to guess they are single, creepy and entitled.

@Lazarou @swart Here's another one. I only mention it because of "shot himself in the scrotum"

1/17/2020

Man accidentally shoots himself while sitting in bed

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A Providence man accidentally shot himself in the scrotum while sitting on his bed Thursday night, police said.

https://www.metrowestdailynews.com/story/news/crime/2020/01/17/man-accidentally-shoots-himself-while/1877102007/

@swart @Lazarou @feonixrift WAIT, THIS ONE IS BETTER (From March 9th... how often do Americans do things stupid with a gun?)

ABC 13: Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach

3/9/25

"DETROIT (WKRC) - A man accidentally shot himself in the foot while trying to kill a cockroach in an unlucky and unfortunate series of events.

Police said that the victim, a 50-year-old man who uses a wheelchair, was attempting to kill a cockroach with his shoe.

He took off his shoe and threw it at the bug to kill it, but a revolver he had hidden in the shoe fell to the ground. Upon making contact with the floor, the gun discharged and the bullet hit the victim in the foot."

https://wlos.com/news/offbeat/accidental-shooting-cockroach-self-foot-shot-accidentally-man-wheelchair-wheel-chair-bug-insect-kill-killed-tried-attempting-shoe-threw-throw-bullet-toe-conditions-table-attack-roach-cockroaches

@ai6yr @swart @Lazarou @feonixrift Man, Detroit is so rough that the cockroaches shoot back!

@losttourist @ai6yr @swart @Lazarou @feonixrift I suspect even by American standards, the kind of man who feels he *needs* to keep a loaded firearm close at all times has done /something/ particularly sketchy in their past life causing them to live constantly in fear..

@Lazarou @vfrmedia @losttourist @swart @feonixrift Fox News is definitely part of the formula.

@ai6yr @vfrmedia @losttourist @swart @feonixrift I was just thinking that...