Just overheard a 7 year old say to another kid around the same age...
"If you could stop pooping, but instead you farted 100 times more then normal, would you?"
That's the kind of visionary questioning we should be encouraging in our youth. That kids got a bright future.
@Mrfunkedude
These are the questions science should be working on. I don't really care if Mars is habitable, we can't get there to begin with.
@That_One_Guy hey, with enough farts, we might get there sooner then you'd think.
@Mrfunkedude For a moment, I thought this was reporting on last night's Musk/Trump circle jerk.
@Mrfunkedude Then I'd never have to stop in the middle of an important Lego project!
@Mrfunkedude
Future tooters!
birds have figured out how to stop pissing
they take an extra biochemical step and instead of making urea like us they make uric acid, so they have that white stuff instead of urine, uric acid requires less water to remove
maybe because flying with a full bladder doesn't work
they also got rid of the penis
they have a cloaca, a single opening for all the elimination functions and procreation (they just rub cloacas)
i can get behind getting rid of pee and poo, but muh peepee?
@Mrfunkedude 7yo? I was musing on this very question last week. I suspect it is a boy thing.
@Mrfunkedude
But all that poop in gaseous and not solid form?!
Maybe the children should stop thinking about if they could and instead focus on if they should.
@jhoward don't be a dream killer.
@Mrfunkedude
I'd imagine tons of poop gas would kill dreams too. And everything else that isn't a dream.
Future Venture Capitalist.
@Mrfunkedude i think the best what world can offer now are only pills that turn your farts into lovely fragrant clouds
@Mrfunkedude
& we all know the answer!
@Mrfunkedude Oh! What a question!
@Mrfunkedude pooping fertilizes, farts increase global warming
@errorman Don’t be a dream killer.
@Mrfunkedude i AM not. But you are right. I aint good at social skills
@Mrfunkedude the enzymes to make this happen are out there, wasting away undiscovered in squid skin or neglected in some chemical library. I believe they will find it.
@Mrfunkedude
This should definitely be turned into a Mastodon survey.
@Mrfunkedude
In waste management.