the delta boarding taxonomy is some real celestial emporium shit. pre-boarding, families, active military, first class, gold medallion, silver medallion, tungsten sphere, SKY, unaccompanied children, accompanied children, zone 1, anyone named "larry," zone √2, zone 2, et cetera, zone 3, people who have already boarded, minor and outlying zones
@aparrish
Those that belong to the emperor,
Suckling Pigs,
Those that, at a distance, resemble flies
@selfsame i always bring a flower vase with me whenever i travel by air. if you break it at just the right moment you automatically get bumped to first class