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the delta boarding taxonomy is some real celestial emporium shit. pre-boarding, families, active military, first class, gold medallion, silver medallion, tungsten sphere, SKY, unaccompanied children, accompanied children, zone 1, anyone named "larry," zone √2, zone 2, et cetera, zone 3, people who have already boarded, minor and outlying zones

@aparrish
Those that belong to the emperor,
Suckling Pigs,
Those that, at a distance, resemble flies

Allison Parrish

@selfsame i always bring a flower vase with me whenever i travel by air. if you break it at just the right moment you automatically get bumped to first class