Apologies if news is slow my country is being *wipes glasses* double-fisted.
@gamingonlinux Just don't click the "See more like this" button...
@solarisfire forgive me for I have sinned and click it
@gamingonlinux Is it as bad as my filthy imagination thinks it is?
No response after 14h. Someone send help, quick!
see? @foufoutos we're double fisted in this country
@gamingonlinux they just got the meaning of "fisting" wrong, right? RIGHT?
@gamingonlinux it's not JUST the weather that's doing that to yall.
@root don’t threaten me with a good time
@gamingonlinux going outside must be like walking into a cream pie while getting sleeted all over your face
@gamingonlinux good for her
@gamingonlinux I'm betting that whoever wrote that knew what it meant but was assuming most readers don't.
@gamingonlinux If you’re nipping out today, get gloved up because the UK’s been covered in the white stuff and things have got a bit harder.
@gamingonlinux And just after this most unfortunate incident too
@gamingonlinux I hope it’s consensual.
@gamingonlinux Pretty high pucker factor there.
@gamingonlinux Somebody please send up the work experience guy, NOW!
@gamingonlinux @n69n
COLD FRONT PENETRATES UK, DOMINATES COMMUTERS.
@gamingonlinux That paints a picture that I will never forget.
@gamingonlinux
Ads by Google gonna serve some surprising commercials to that page.