I kind of want to fork Mastodon so that I can be @john@johnholdun.com without turning johnholdun.com into Mastodon, and also hard-code it to throw away any toots it receives that are not from my follows, and then save just those preserved toots on a static page somewhere, and then publish from my existing indie microblog, probably via RSS. This seems like a fun project and a supreme waste of my time so you KNOW I'm gonna do that thing.