It's that time of year where I occasionally remind the world of the existence of this cursed bit of generative music I made years ago: Endless Jingling, which mashes up a random selection of three of four different carols on each reload, jumping randomly between measures of each ad infinitum.
You'll need to click to make it make sound. I'm sorry in advance.
@joshmillard That is absolutely evil.
Bravo.
@joshmillard How delightfully cursed
@joshmillard Tremendous and horrifying all at once. Thanks!
@joshmillard this is amazing. Merry Christmas.
@joshmillard oh god I closed the window and it’s still playing every time I open the Toot app
@joshmillard This is completely cursed. I’m gonna share it with everyone I know.
@joshmillard shit, josh, i have tapped everywhere and i can’t get it to make sound! any tips for an iphone user with a penchant for self-flagellation?
@hilljam i am not clever enough a web programmer to make it either make sound or stop making sound on purpose, so i'm gonna have to revert to "do you have your phone on mute" and if that doesn't do it I'll conclude that you are one of the slim members of God's Chosen who will survive the deadly aural plague I've otherwise unleashed on humankind
@joshmillard ahhhhhh, it was mute. i was trying it in bed. and frankly, having heard it now, i'm grateful i couldn't figure it out last night, because this is for sure not the final thing you want to hear before going to sleep
@joshmillard Thank you for the timely reminder.
I wanna wish you a / -dad
@joshmillard i tried this on my phone and i was cackling like a fool. thank you. :) then i closed the browser tab. then i switched back to mastodon and it was still playing? so i force-quit the browser. i force-quit mastodon client. i swiped away every app i’ve launched ever. it was still playing.
at this point, i’m laughing so hard i’m crying. my son is asking me what’s wrong. so i just turn up my phone volume and set it down and gesture to it.
thank you again. :D
@joshmillard I take back any time I said Last Christmas or All I Want for Christmas Is You are torture.
@kainisenni it sounds like you are now simply having a wonderful christmastime
@joshmillard Hilarious! I tormented a good friend with it. Hope he'll forgive me some day.
@joshmillard Truly horrible.
@joshmillard You are hilariously depraved
@joshmillard
It's hamster dance for a new generation.
http://joshmillard.com/endlessjingling/