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Mastodon Genuine Advantage

If you can post toots longer than 500 characters, beware! Your instance isn't running genuine Mastodon. Instead of worrying about what other modifications have been made, let us help. You can find genuine Mastodon instances at instances.social.

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> Genuine Mastodon
> instances.social
> Lists Pleromo instances

@lanodan Thank you for bringing this error to our attention. ^js

@LaH well, we'd like to convince you to run genuine Mastodon! hit us back if you're interested!! ^sq

@mastodongenuineadvantage
I'm a noob and not ready to make informed choices yet. But I picked mastodon.host for 2024 characters - because I'm a greedy noob 🙂

@LaH well that is fine but you should look for other problems with non-genuine Mastodon servers, like ads and bitcoin mining. Using genuine Mastodon servers can avoid these hazards. ^nq

@mastodongenuineadvantage
My CPU monitor is tragically flat, gosh, I don't have a life 😟

@LaH sounds like there's no problem other than your instance being non-genuine. ^zxs

@falgn0n we are absolutely serious. serious about advocating the advantages of genuine Mastodon! ^qvc

@mastodongenuineadvantage I can't tell wether this is a shitpost or not

@mastodongenuineadvantage Because if it isn't genuine Mastodon, it is... what? Fake Mastodon? I find this puzzling.

@mastodongenuineadvantage oh, I can toot 5,000 characters. At least that's what Tusky says here.

@mastodongenuineadvantage If you can post toots, beware! Your instance isn't running genuine Mastodon ® ™.
On genuine Mastodon ® ™ you can only post posts.

@IngaLovinde Posts go out the poster, and toots go out the tooter.

Here's a handy mnemonic:
The mastodon is not a bird or a marsupial - it doesn't have a multipurpose cloaca.

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@IngaLovinde @mastodongenuineadvantage I want to be on an instance that permabans people who post.

@mastodongenuineadvantage aber vielleicht will ich gar keinen echten Mastdarm von wem anders benutzen.

@mastodongenuineadvantage
Is this a joke post? i'm so confused
Is there a problem with my instance being able to post 1000 characters?

@lanodan
Ohh I probably should have checked I normally do that lol

@epicEaston197 The image is a parody on the "ask for genuine Microsoft software" label to crack down on bootleg/pirated versions of Windows

@mastodongenuineadvantage my akkoma meows can have up to 8192 characters :3

@mastodongenuineadvantage My instance is run by wizards, and you keep disparaging their work, you shall be turned into an amphibian :p

@mastodongenuineadvantage ask for Genuine Mastodon Plush Hardware too!! #plushtodon

@mastodongenuineadvantage What? Why? Will you suffer a buffer overflow if someone at another instances toots a larger message?

@mastodongenuineadvantage I don't know enough about how this all works to know if this is a bit.

@mastodongenuineadvantage@mastodon.social halp! my instace has these emoji react things! and theming! and markdown! and cat ears! is ther something wrong? /s

@mastodongenuineadvantage I just looked up the original and actually the logo somewhat resembles the fedi icon