Rule:
For every EULA you read completely, lose 1D6 SAN points and gain 1 point of Forbidden Lore.
If you merely glance at or skim the EULA, lose 1 SAN point and gain no Forbidden Lore.
If you close your eyes and click Accept without reading, roll 1D6. On a 2 or lower, lose 1 SAN point anyway (you peeked) and gain no Lore. Otherwise, breath a sigh of relief - you have escaped with your mind unscathed, for now - but add one point of Corporate Dark Karma, to be used when the GM chooses.
The Necronomitron