* Postal strike - go get your bill online so you don't miss it!
> To register online - enter your account number and the amount due on your bill.
I DON'T HAVE my bill, that's why I'm registering!
So dumb - like when the post office told us to get our new mailbox key they'd need us to show them a utility bill we'd received at that address.
…I guess my options are to either sit on the phone at 311 in a wait queue for an hour, or maybe just throw a whack of cash at the bill, which they'll eat thru by the next bill anyway.
Ugh, #bureaucracy + online services makes for a synergy of awful.