You'd better go learn some #Ithkuil as the planet devolves into a complete clownshow

çëřantaiddahna'o ensţuržuillëihâ ařţäntauddahňe'e imcolrümzähâ xcekföttü ukšwet oţhoščaigzzrâhie ucyäxonnļordáhňwie

übžbolalâ amţrüdrúnda'a ekthädieraščawâ ẓotrodhažähâ ujthilţi ujpilţëijiárseuhëi ňle

Voy a inventar un idioma artificial que solamente use emojis y que sea muy condensado, como el #ithkuil, pero aún más laxo en sus significados.

Algunos ejemplos:
= «Hola»
= «No estoy de humor»
= «Respondeme las llamadas»
= «La vida es una mierda y encima se pagan impuestos»
= «He elegido la carrera equivocada en mi vida»
= «Despertame solo en caso de incendio»
= «La gente quiere ser rica y feliz: no se puede las dos cosas, avísenle»

#Ithkuil prog rock or #Lojban rap? #polls

#Ithkuil is my new chocolate. I can't get enough of it.

Pokud byste se naučili plynně mluvit jazykem Ithkuil, tak prý budete myslet až 5x rychleji, než když myslíte v nějakém obyčejném jazyce. Ale pochopitelně... tímto jazykem se mluvit nenaučíte
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ithkuil
http://www.ithkuil.net/

I love how, as a consequence of being extremely dense in meaning, latin script #Ithkuil looks like a keysmash with a bunch of accent marks above it.

John Quijada es el típico señor que no sabes si es un genio del bien o un genio del mal, pero que sabes, sin ninguna duda, que es un genio.
He tratado de crear una palabra en #Ithkuil, y solo he conseguido la raíz, pq cuando me he puesto a ver el resto de partes necesarias, me he abrumado.
Y eso que el #NewIthkuil es más """"fácil""""

just for fun I illustrated the Configuration examples for ithkul.

Here is some good old fashioned Sci Fi. Next week we'll see an easy to follow guide on what to do with that hostile alien you've just crash landed on a planet with.

ššč eļyüțgaňëihá li sëi'a

"what a coincidence that I increasingly experience new and varied instances of witnessing something that I wish I hadn't, despite my efforts to prevent this, when I'm with you"

#ithkuil is a language with a lot of sass potential

I like to think that the hypothetical culture of #ithkuil speakers would have amazing names. "hello, I am A Purportedly Very Solid (Metaphorically) Collection of Synchronized Ambitions" "wonderful to meet you, I'm The Feeling of Almost Falling Into A Vat of Dilated Time"

lon Mun Aista Suli la lawa li lon ala. mani li lon ala. lon la, kulupu jan. tenpo suli 343 pini la mama pi mi ale li kama. ona li pana e a'ltminkaigiarţţouzva. tenpo ni la mi jo e lili, li jo e ale.

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On The Great Fifth Planet, there are no laws. there is no money. what does exist is community. 343 (base 6) Jovian years ago, our ancestors came. they brought with them a political philosophy based on a coalescent set of cultural norms that are entirely without coercion. now, we have little. and we have everything.

because of the way affix degrees work, #ithkuil comes with nine built-in mealtimes. that's some hobbit shit right there, and I'm so in

a'ltminkaigiarţţouzva

"a system of political beliefs based on a coalescent arrangement of varied societal norms that are entirely lacking in coercion"

Why yes, I do like learning about both #tokipona and #ithkuil #conlang