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I have a meeting soon so need to stop this, but... um...

Forget "netflix and chill," next time ask someone if they'd like to "swoon."

@mmasnick: Well, unlike a certain other candidate, he's not known for reading everything that is being put in front of him ...

@mmasnick "I think it's stock. I think it's a stock photo."

Add it to the list of things he does not know the meaning of.

@mmasnick I forgot what it was like to read statements from this guy. Thanks, Mike.

@mmasnick Wait, I thought OpenAI didn't put their early GPT models in bodies.

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Maybe "swooned" was considered the past (im)perfect of the verb "to swine".

@mmasnick this content is highly relevant to my interests

@mmasnick OMG, he’s such a motherswooning liar.

@mmasnick Hamberder and swoon, or perhaps just a cup of covfefe

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netflix and chill
disney+ and thrust
life alert and squirt
bigly and swoon

@mmasnick "a veritable minefield of malapropisms and factual errors"

@mmasnick I'd like to tell him to swoon into the Pacific ocean.

@mmasnick Timely. I was teaching my kids to sing barbershop quartet last night, which I was faking since I don’t really know anything about barbershop quartet. We came up with a lovely “swooh-ooh-ooh-oon” on “By the Light of the Silvery Moon”.

@mmasnick The Swoon is Netflix’s YouTube channel promoting the Korean drama content on their platform, I’m not kidding youtube.com/@TheSwoon

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The Medieval Romantic description of rape then.

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the squirrels in his brain get creative and just laugh at us trying to decipher it.

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what does this reference?

@mmasnick To swoon is intransitive. It cannot take a direct object.

@mmasnick the whole thing is wild but for some reason this made me lol the loudest.

@innonate haha, yes. I thought about posting that part too...

@mmasnick I’ll continue…um…yeah…uh…uh huh. Yep. But he didn’t do it.

@mmasnick I wish they had asked him if he had ever swooned anyone else? Is he a serial swooner? Is that why Melania sleeps in a separate room?

@dadidoc1 they do kinda get at that in the deposition.

@mmasnick I have to sleep but I can't stop reading this wild document.

@mmasnick He's a stable genius tasked with saving America. He doesn't have time to learn things like 'words' and 'meanings'. There's saving to do.

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Beyond humiliating and beyond my understanding how this moron could have been elected president.

@PeggyJoan @mmasnick It says a lot about people who voted for him.

@mmasnick LAIDIES AND GENTLEMEN! I GIVE YOU.... THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Formerly,, admittedly, but also, possibly, futurly.

@mmasnick He's just so disgusting I doubt there's a word in the Thesaurus to accurately describe how disgusting he truly is. 🤢

@mmasnick The fact anyone voted for this idiot, never mind around 25% of the USA, is a stain that should outlive all of us.

@mmasnick This is from Kramer's 3rd movement of E 52nd Ave I thought so ... where did you get it- added it in I bet