John Mastodon
@Gargron Is this the name of your first born?
@Gargron John Mastodon
@Gargron eugen was a lie
OH I see now lmao
@freeplay Join Mastodon?
@Gargron nice to meet you
@Gargron John Mastodon
@Gargron The mascot has a name, everybody
@Gargron Mastodon, John Mastodon
@Gargron this is your name forever now
@Gargron I feel like this should be a Buckaroo Bonzai reference.
@the_gneech @Gargron underrated toot!
@Gargron
Hi John
@Gargron als Künstlername eintragen lassen!
@exilsoester @Gargron John Mastodon > Tim Apple.
@Gargron give em hell dude
@Gargron how haven’t you changed your display name already
@Gargron This should clearly be the handle of your siteʻs parody account over on the bird site!
@Gargron Hello, John.
@Gargron Hi John, nice to meet you
@Gargron
Petition to tell people that you can't buy Mastodon because John won't sell it.
@Gargron That should be your new alias. Kinda like "Tim Apple". Thanks Mediaite!
@Gargron Is this the movie where they kill his mammoth and then he goes crazy?
@Gargron AND HIS NAME WAS JOHNNNNNNNNNN MASTODON
@Gargron Can the Mastodon mascot be renamed (named?) "John", now? Please?
@Gargron Does this mean there'll be John Mastodon mugs, with the image of himself in a business power pose printed on it? I'd buy one of those .. perhaps not the John Mastodon calendar though..
@Gargron "...and lo, it came to pass that December 17 became known as John Mastodon Day..."
@Gargron I don't know about that john mastodon guy, but add Interlingua and Interlingue to Mastodon's interface language list on crowdin.
@Gargron Maybe if they had higher text contrast, these things wouldn't happen!
@Gargron oh my god.
Journalism?
@Gargron an epic media moment for Mastodon. lol! #JohnMastodon
@Gargron Johannes Mammut.
@Gargron elon would have beef with that dude, too. unfortunately.
@Gargron So won't the real John Mastodon please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
@Gargron a must-banned username on twitter
@Gargron We refugees from the birdshite should all go back there today and post "Who is John Mastodon?"
@Gargron NO! I’m John Mastodon!!!
@Gargron Is he a friend of F.E. Diverse?
@Gargron Let’s be consistent: Push #johnmastodon and see how far up it gets trending
@Gargron That should be your Alias if you're doing a porn film.
@Gargron he’s such a nice guy too. And he did such a great job founding Mastodon!
@Gargron the best part may be I accidentally misread this to say "Join Mastodon" before I saw the story.
@Gargron someone should call that media site for an interview and pretend to be John M.