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r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖

I have actually done this

“The secret to getting off of calls you don't want to be on is to hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Only a maniac would hang up on themselves, so you must have gotten disconnected.”

@cypnk ive done it by accident with my hair

@cypnk ...if I called someone and we get disconnected, I call them again.

@cypnk Parts of my house have phone signal, other parts don't. It's easy to just wander into another room, going "Sorry? You're breaking up, I can't ------".

@y6nH Superb improv! 👍 And that would sound far more realistic anyway

@cypnk How can I apply this to in-person meetings?

@trondd The cough trick works every time

I naturally have allergies so it doesn’t take me much to to get a coughing fit. Then I just excuse myself

No one wants to get close to have a chat when someone’s coughing in their face ;)