You are reading this toot in the future.
@Mrfunkedude I'm reading it in the present. 
of Mastodon:
Saint @reay @Mrfunkedude that was an absolute gift.
@Mrfunkedude I did! Wow!
Re the new handle Mr funky.
Spelling might be problematic.
Artie's Anal?
Oh.. And good morning.
@JoanMastodon @darwinwoodka I'm okay with that.
@Mrfunkedude @darwinwoodka so am I. Just wanted it noted. Have a great day.
@Mrfunkedude you're future, my past.
@Mrfunkedude I read that in the past.